LMB

Location : LMB
Time/Length : am/3.0
Rating : ***
Performance : *
Board : 94 AL
Notes : Choppy conditions at the dox – but there were waves – surfed like shite – hungover- it took me three hours to get three decent waves. Of note D the K went FULL ON rage-olic maniac mode on some poor kid. Tried to take it to the parking lot. Innocent learners were freaking out. One guy said for D the K to chill the fuck out but D the K said he defiantly was not going to chill. Some poor kid- not sure what he did OR if he did anything at all. It was 1983 Orange County. Got me thinking I need to name the Linda Mar a-holes and psychopaths. They are: 1)  BB and his cohort lapdog jabroni syncophant “friend” 2) Rasta 8hr 3) D the K 4) D the Curmudgeon 5) R.I. Only 1 [BB] is a really good surfer the rest go from okay to mediocre. 2 and 3 seem to have definite mental health issues – i.e. they are raising hell because they are off meds. 4 and 5  just seem to ALWAYS  get run into or run into people … just generally attracted to people/situations where they get into fights/kertuffles. All five of these folk are -through fault and perhaps no fault of their own- toxic and should be either avoided or watched/monitored in the water so as to preserve stoke.
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