Location : LMBD
Time/Length : am/1.0
Rating : **+
Performance : **+
Board : 95
Notes :Calm. Clear. Low tide. A clean little occasional wedge at old boat dox. Soft – but ridable and quite nice – beautiful in fact with the rising sun. However, as I told K by text later exiting I saw a strange site. Two surfers were far ahead of me on shore walking back to the lot. Suddenly 8 horses appeared and galloped to the two surfers. They were clearly SMC cops – and they had nets. but what was stranger as they came closer I saw they were actually APES!! And they could talk! They threw nets around the two surfers and hog tied them into submission then came after me. I ran away fast with my board (wasn’t gonna drop the Ashley lloyd “magic dove”) and three APE riders caught up to me and threw the net around me and the board. On my last wave I had hit my throat with the nose of the board so could barely get any words out – finally I struggled: “Damn Apes”. They were totally shocked and said to each other “Did you hear that long boarder can speak” I took the opportunity to extricate myself from the net and get in the car and back to fresco. Freaky – but all in all good sesh
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